Eomer being pretty
female. cis. straight(-ish).
i'm a disaster and you cannot help me.
you will find nsfw material on this blog that i will not apologize for.
twofacedjanus said: Omega-for-hire Bones who needs the money to get by and Alphas are willing to shell out the big bucks for an omega, at least until Alpha Jim comes by with an offer: spend Bones' heat with him in bed, fucking until their eyeballs bleed and Bones won't pass out from the need to be bred as deep as possible. Bones finds it incredibly difficult to refuse those handsome baby blues. Of course, the heat of the moment overtakes them and they accidentally bond, cementing the two as a mated pair for life.
*THROWS SELF INTO THE SUN*
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
That third gif also sums up the reason why so many queer women in fiction get treated like shit and why we barely get acknowledged as existing at all
These pathetic excuses for writers have no idea how to write a woman who doesn’t want to fuck a man
are yall trying to outdo each other omg
girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad
guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional
I love this